Ultrasound

My first ever ultrasound was so hellaweird. The technician was so much more polished and professional looking compared to most (and compared to me). I found myself mesmerized by her perfect looking hair and nails and thinking that she should do commercials or training videos to show other people how to do ultrasounds. But she kept making faces. Weird sort of "hmmm" or "oh my" faces. It drove me nuts. I wanted to jump up and look at the screen or yell "What? What are you looking at?! Tentacles? Is it tentacles? Oh, god, I knew there'd be tentacles."
Secretly I kind of hope there are tentacles. It would explain so much.